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I'm not surprised to find you here. Losers like you show up on my site all the time,
whining and begging me to pay attention to them. But really, why would I want to do that? I mean, come on...
have you looked in the mirror lately? Why would any gorgeous woman lower herself by spending time with a
pin-dicked jerk-off like you?
Speaking of pin-dicks, how tiny is your dick anyway? Do you get jealous when you see a hamster?
Does a jar of pickles pack more length than you do? Could a woman floss her teeth with your pathetic little
nub? Yeah, I thought so. Did you know that 60% of men are cursed with dicks less than 5.5 inches long?
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