I'm not surprised to find you here. Losers like you show up on my site all the time, whining and begging me to pay attention to them. But really, why would I want to do that? I mean, come on... have you looked in the mirror lately? Why would any gorgeous woman lower herself by spending time with a pin-dicked jerk-off like you?

Speaking of pin-dicks, how tiny is your dick anyway? Do you get jealous when you see a hamster? Does a jar of pickles pack more length than you do? Could a woman floss her teeth with your pathetic little nub? Yeah, I thought so. Did you know that 60% of men are cursed with dicks less than 5.5 inches long? Well, loser, I guess you can take comfort in the fact that you aren't alone. The world is full of idiots like you who are lacking the equipment a real man has.

I'll warn you right now, I'm a nasty, mean, cruel, heartless, cold cockteasing bitch with a passion for breaking men's fragile egos. Spend some time in the member's area and you'll be reduced to a wimpering sissy boy begging me to let you keep the smallest shred of your pride. What do you think my answer will be? Ha! Good guess, loser.
Prepare to be SO HUMILIATED.